Funny Chocolate!!!

 What’s So Funny About Chocolate?

I have always taken my chocolate seriously….and I mean seriously!!! I never met a chocolate I didn’t fall in love with. However, I must admit I do eat dark, healthy chocolate daily as I know that it is full of healthy flavanoids and antioxidants. Each day I enjoy 2-3 little squares of gourmet healthy chocolate. In total, I am consuming 15,300 ORAC and 2,250 units of flavonoids , Plus 1 billion beneficial micro-organisms.

I will proclaim it here and now…I LOVE CHOCOLATE! I love how it tastes, and I love how it makes me feel.

Now, before I get too serious and bore you to sleep, I want to share some very funny chocolate quotes. If you know me or the writings from my cookbook, Olive Oil Desserts, you know how much I  love food quotes.  If you don’t know me, that’s okay…. I still think you will get a giggle 😉

I was going to post some health info about chocolate, but I just can’t get serious about chocolate right now, not when I am reading these quotes . So, oh well…I guess I will share more about the healthy benefits of dark chocolate on my next post.

So, here ya go…. and oh yes…..have a healthy and sweet day. Micki

  • SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT CHOCOLATE MAKES ONE WEAK.
  • LIFE WITHOUT CHOCOLATE IS NO LIFE AT ALL. 
  •  I WANT IT ALL!!! AND I WANT IT DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE.
  • CHOCOLATE IS CHEAPER THAN THERAPY, AND YOU DON’T NEED AN APPOINTMENT.
  • CHOCOLATE DOESN’T MAKE THE WORLD GO AROUND. BUT IT CERTAINLY MAKES THE TRIP WORTHWHILE.
  • AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY GOD CREATED CHOCOLATE.
  • THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE CHOCOLATE.
  • SO MUCH CHOCOLATE. SO LITTLE TIME!
  • IF THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I’M NOT GOING!
  • IN THE COOKIES OF LIFE, FRIENDS ARE THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS.
  • LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. . . FULL OF NUTS.
  • WHAT CAME FIRST, WOMAN OR THE CHOCOLATE BAR?
  • CHOCOLATE. . . IT ISN’T JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE.
  • I WOULD GIVE UP CHOCOLATE, BUT I’M NO QUITTER.
  • THERE’S NOTHING BETTER THAN A GOOD FRIEND, EXCEPT A GOOD FRIEND WITH CHOCOLATE
  • CHOCOLATE: HERE TODAY… GONE TODAY!
  • CHOCOLATE MILK: THE POOR MAN’S CHAMPAGNE
  • PUT THE CHOCOLATE IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT.
  • A DAY WITHOUT CHOCOLATE, IS A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE. 
  • IF IT WERE NOT FOR CHOCOLATE, THERE WOULD NOT BE A NEED FOR CONTROL TOP PANTY HOSE. AN ENTIRE GARMENT INDUSTRY WOULD HAVE BEEN DEVASTATED! 
  • IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED, HAVE A CHOCOLATE.
  • THERE ARE FOUR BASIC FOOD GROUPS: MILK CHOCOLATE, DARK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE, AND CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES
  • NOBODY KNOWS THE TRUFFLES I’VE SEEN

Okay, let’s get serious for just a moment…. or maybe not, that will be my next post… stay tuned!

As always, feel free to email me anytime.

 

Mic